Rock News Featuren - 22 of Rocktober

Mettalica Issued a statment on tuesday asking for help in locating a missing fan. Here is what they had to say: We are deeply concerned about the disapearance of 20 year old Virginia Tech Student Morgan Dana Harrington, who was last seen while attending our concert, HA-HA forgive me but maybe I didnt get the Memo? since when does Mettallica give a F#@$ I mean come on now the guy was at a rock concert, he is probably passed out somewhere sleeping off his hangover, not that Im not concerned, I mean since when does Mettalica have 20 year old fans? final verdict? Publicity is GOLD well done boys

The Twisted Bucket List

I often watch movies just to relax and waste time, which usually leads to repeats, the other day I watched the bucket list, a movie about a list of things to do before you die, and I thought, "yeah what a concept I could use a little fuel myself" haha no this isint a smashmouth sing along, I thought how silly it was that all the hardcore things arent on the list, all the things everyone wants to do but no one has the guts to admit, no one exept me and the capital city that is. So here is my Bucket List with a Twist.

1. Ram into someone that cuts infront of me in the traffic

2. buy a drink and then spill it on someone elses' new expensive suit ( Sean the producer of the drive show had this happen to him, what a doosh)

3. apply for a job and then once I get it wipe my behind with the employment contract

4. punch slow walking people in the back of the head

5. take my neighbors copy of kurt darren and put it in the microwave

6. be the guy that sees a random hot woman in the street and actaully grabs her breast

Here is what some of the capital city want to do before they die!

1. Ek wil op julius malema se bonet pis! - Ryno

2. I would love to steal something really valuable - Kelly

3.Friends House party. Arrive. Rufee dad, nail mom. Leave - Anon

Rock News 4th October 2009

If you didn’t know, U2 are currently busy with their 360 world tour which is set to run well into 2010 but sources at the Edge have informed me that the band plans to bring out their next album “sooner rather than later.” The album will be called Songs Of Ascent. The bands Guitarist told the media that it will feature some songs from the past that they just never got around to finishing.
Ozzy Osbounre has told sources that his families MTV reality show was an experiment that went wildly out of control, the show often showed a very confused domestic life with wild outbursts from the family members, it also introduced Ozzy to many new fans to which Ozzy responded by saying that the attention was “really creepy.” I think from my side watching Ozzy try to wrap his head around crazy tasks like using a TV remote was also “really creepy.”

Rob Zombie is set to bring out a new album on November 17th (yippee!) like all fan loving artists he has been good enough to give us a sneak peak by hooking up two tracks "Sick Bubblegum" and "What?" for our streaming pleasure. I had a listen to them earlier and I must say they sound pretty cool, the links and track listing are on my blog for you to check out.

Blue Bulls Move to Third on the Log

If you didn’t watch the game yesterday you are either not from Pretoria, a sharks supporter or dare I say it not a rugby fan. But for those of you who genuinely just didn’t get a chance to watch it, maybe if you were at rage for instance, I am going to do what I do every Sunday and that is recount the absolute awesomeness that is the blue bulls.

Firstly I have to mention that the blue bulls have moved up to third place on the Log, and not because they are lucky bit because yesterday we destroyed the Griquas 61-27 at Loftus. Now the player that stood out for me was Habana who scored two tries, but thats not why I was watching him, the reason is that it could be his last game for the Bulls and he had to go off for what seemed like a leg injury.

I think its absolutely fine that he has decieded to move teams, you cant stay in the same club forever. He also got married recently so maybe he just wants to get out of the huge bulls spotlight for a while.

Who’s That Rock Star?

• He was born Brian Hugh Warner in January 5 1969 in the USA

• In 2004 he proposed to Dita Von Teese, they are no longer together

• His first album Portrait of an American Family was released in 1994

• He is currently directing a gothic style rework of Cinderella staring Emma Watson

• He has sold more than 44 million albums world wide

• He had a rib removed a while ago so that he would be able to have oral sex with himself!

• His newest single on Tuks FM is called Arma-goddamn-motherFing-Gedon

• That’s right it’s Marilyn Manson!

Some stuff about the guy:

• He has 7 studio albums, 1 live album, 9 independently made albums and 24 music videos to his name

• His stage name Marilyn Manson comes from Marilyn Monroe and convicted murderer Charles Manson

• One of my favourite Manson Quotes is: “I'm grateful that I have two middle fingers, I only wish I had more.” This shows just how crazy this guy is!

Sundays winner is Neville! well done!