Kitty (the Entire Band)
Friday, May 29, 2009
True to the blue
On my last show I started this new thing, it’s called YouTube beauts and what that is, is a selection of all of the coolest videos available on YouTube, you know just to save you some browsing time, Wednesday morning’s video of this guy names Kimbo slice who basically walks around and beats people up on the streets of America, and while I was posting the video I think I came across tonight’s winner and it is Kimbo Slice yet again, this time he pays some fool $100 to dress up in football gear and stand still so Kimbo can tackle him, I promise you it gives flying without wings a new definition.
Crazy Specials
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
The Twilight Zone
Health Minister has his say
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Just chill Vavi
Who hasn’t heard of Cosatu? Everyone has heard of Cosatu because it is such a huge trade union, with a lot of power. Last week they kicked up a little fuss when Cosatu boss Zwelinzima Vavi tried to hold back the purchase of 15% of Vodacom’s shares to Vodaphone. I was just reading an Interview with Vavi about this very matter and the guy had some points but he also had some shortfalls. His basic story was that to some extent he didn’t want “the Mbeki people” in the elephant consortium getting the large amounts of money out of the deal, although he did say something about that only being a minor reason, the main reason being that jobs will be lost, similar to when Telkom partially privatised. He also spoke about democracy saying that we shouldn’t let punishment by the markets hamper our democracy... I have a little question for you Vavi and it is this: you support democracy so whole heartedly, we all know that but tell me why does a trade union get to decide what shareholders can and can’t do?
Some Swagger
So earlier today I was paging through the Sunday Times Newspaper and I came across a columnist that seems to have the right balance between serious/interesting subject matter and the comical spin we all know and love characteristic to media personalities. The guy’s name is Fred Khumalo and his column this Sunday was all about swagger basically, and if you don’t know what that is it’s kind of like your ability to pick up women. So I started reading and it turns out this is kind of like a guide for people with no swagger to learn some of the pickup lines that are used by what Khumalo calls “Ukushela” – basically people with swagger – I thought I would give you a few examples of these bound to work pickup lines but before I do keep in mind that these lines were traditionally used by people in poor African communities and so they may not make so much sense to a more European perspective:
1. If you saw a beautiful lady a Xhosa man might say: “oh, my mother’s daughter, you are my pleasant shady place of rest, my umbrella. – Very poetic don’t you think.
2. A Zulu man in the same situation might say: ‘ah your skin is so tender, it looks as if you wash with milk and towel off with slices of polony
Now I’m not going to lie that last one was a bit strange but man I didn’t realise African languages are so deep.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
UNISA Riot !!!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Tuks FM's Most Wanted
Track Listing
Disc 11. aKING - The Dance
2. Seether - The Gift
3. Chevelle - The Clincher
4. Die Straatligkinders - Die Avontuur van 'n Hartbreek
5. Disturbed - Down With The Sickness
6. Coheed and Cambria - The Suffering
7. Slipknot - Duality
8. Korn - Coming Undone
9. System Of A Down - Chop Suey
10. Placebo - Every Me, Every You
11. Breaking Benjamin - Breath
12. Springbok Nude Girls - Little
13. Prime Circle - Out Of This Place
14. Japan and I - Chinese Warrior
15. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
16. Stealing Love Jones - Kicks
17. Atreyu - Doomsday
18. The Almost - Say This Sooner
19. Sick Puppies - Pitiful
20. Wonderboom - Africa
Disc 2
1. Foto Na Dans - Soldaatvolk
2. Billy Talent - Red Flag
3. 30 Seconds To Mars - Attack
4. Fokofpolisiekar - Ek Skyn (Heilig)
5. Bullet for My Valentine - Tears Don't Fall
6. The Used - The Bird and The Worm
7. Cassette - Sometimes
8. The Parlotones Lisa Se Klavier
9. Everclear - When It All Goes Wrong Again
10. Radiohead - Creep
11. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down
12. Perez - Wasted Out
13. Fuzigish - Mocambique
14. Lacuna Coil - Our Truth
15. Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
16. Fountains of Wayne - Mexican Wine
17. The Narrow - Shoot the DJ
18. Underoath - Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
19. We Are Scientists - Nobody Move, Nobody Gets Hurt
20. Panic Channel - Why Cry
21. One Day Remains - Never Say Die