News of the weird
Lots of weird things happen every day, I mean I’m a living example. The point is though that I have decided to shed some light into the dark world of the weird. So here are the headlines for 07.07.09
1. Jeffrey Salery, a 50-year-old inmate at John Latorraca Correctional Facility now faces battery charges for pummeling another inmate, who allegedly "disrespected" the King of Pop.
2. Guards become suspicious when 31 year old inmate at Howard county jail in America used huge amounts of toilet paper, suspecting dioreaha the guards thought nothing more of it until the inmate used the toilet paper as a wedge between his cell door, and he actually escaped.
3. Montana police caught up with Michael Dauwalder at a gas station after witnesses say he pulled into a parking lot and asked if anybody wanted to smoke dope. "I'm drunk as hell" the Montana man allegedly said before his blood alcohol level tested at .176, twice the state's legal limit.
4. Police say they arrested the pastor after finding 6.6 grams of crack in White's hotel room and 6.5 grams secreted in a body cavity -- and that would be taking the name of the drug just a little too literally.
5. The 34-year-old woman from Florida allegedly robbed a Wendy's over the weekend, and then got into a high speed chase on US-1, as her kid sat in the back.
6. When officers finally pulled Peters-Ortiz from the car, she was allegedly smoking cocaine. Hopefully, she'll learn that crime doesn't pay, especially when you can't find a baby sitter.
Lots of weird things happen every day, I mean I’m a living example. The point is though that I have decided to shed some light into the dark world of the weird. So here are the headlines for 07.07.09
1. Jeffrey Salery, a 50-year-old inmate at John Latorraca Correctional Facility now faces battery charges for pummeling another inmate, who allegedly "disrespected" the King of Pop.
2. Guards become suspicious when 31 year old inmate at Howard county jail in America used huge amounts of toilet paper, suspecting dioreaha the guards thought nothing more of it until the inmate used the toilet paper as a wedge between his cell door, and he actually escaped.
3. Montana police caught up with Michael Dauwalder at a gas station after witnesses say he pulled into a parking lot and asked if anybody wanted to smoke dope. "I'm drunk as hell" the Montana man allegedly said before his blood alcohol level tested at .176, twice the state's legal limit.
4. Police say they arrested the pastor after finding 6.6 grams of crack in White's hotel room and 6.5 grams secreted in a body cavity -- and that would be taking the name of the drug just a little too literally.
5. The 34-year-old woman from Florida allegedly robbed a Wendy's over the weekend, and then got into a high speed chase on US-1, as her kid sat in the back.
6. When officers finally pulled Peters-Ortiz from the car, she was allegedly smoking cocaine. Hopefully, she'll learn that crime doesn't pay, especially when you can't find a baby sitter.
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